2023年5月4日 星期四

The funniest threesome I ever had


My wife and I are a swinger couple who are always down to have a tinder threesome or more-some. We have had threesomes for many times. Some of them are terrible and some of them are wonderful. I also had one funny threesome. Well, almost had. There was an accident that made us stop. I still laugh every time I think of that experience.

Tinder for threesome apps are the place my wife and I usually go to when we feel like to have a threesome. I do recommend people who want to try threesomes to download such hookup apps. It would make it so efficient to find a threesome partner. Anyway, we found almost all our threesome partners on tinder for threesome hookup apps. One day, I felt like having a threesome. We sit in the couch and swiped some profiles, hoping to find a couple for a foursome. As expected, we found them.

After some chat, we arranged that they would come to our house the next day. They did come, with another lady, which meant that there were three females and two males. We were going to have a fivesome. We never did it before. Such a crowd. But we were all excited about it. After all, it would be a new experience.

We had a nice dinner, cooked by my wife. After dinner, we watched a porn together as a start. We started with the only single lady to make sure she won’t be left out. We undressed each other. I gotta say, five is surely too crowded for sexual encounters. I would never try it again. Everyone was so occupied both mentally and physically. At least from what I could tell, everyone was trying to make sure everyone was involved. It can be pretty hard to enjoy with so many things to handle.

All of a sudden, I had a strong feeling that I wanted break a wind. It was so strong that I could not hold it. It was a silence fart. No one noticed after I finished, until the smell gave it away. It was a pretty tough fart. I didn’t know what shit I ate the other day. I should be thanking god that I didn’t fart my shit out. However, they smelled it. After all, it would be difficult for them to not smell it. The smell, well, I am not proud of it. They all started to question who did it, including me. I was too embarrassed to admit it, because I was ashamed of myself for such a smelly fart. No one admitted it of course. They all left bed and stood a long distance away from each other. You can imagine the situation. It was impossible to keep going. Everyone lost their mood. I felt guilty, extremely guilty, but still, I refused to admit. In the end, they left, without knowing the answer.

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